Monday smile: more silly questions on cruise ships

Is the water in the pool rough because it's seawater?
Why is the ship moving?
What do we do in the morning? We didn't go to the talk.
If we don’t buy a shore excursion, are we allowed off in port?
Where’s the bus for the walking tour?
How many sunset trips do you run a day?
Is the clothing-optional beach clean enough for my child?
Do I need to know how to swim to go snorkelling?
Will our snorkel/dive boat be dry? I don’t want to get wet.
Will our (Hawaii) snorkel trip be in fresh or salt water?
Will we have enough time to do the ship’s shore excursion?
Does the helicopter tour leave from the ship?
Have you seen my husband (or wife)?
Does this ship have male escorts?
“I’m married but can I still go to the singles party?”
How far above sea level are we? (while on-board the ship)
Do you do the laundry on board?
What will the weather be like next Thursday?
Should I put my luggage outside my cabin before or after I go to sleep?
Why did the Greeks build so many ruins?
When do you turn on the volcano? (Mount Kilauea in Hawaii).
When do you turn on the Northern Lights? (seriously – there has to be a light switch around here somewhere).
Are the glaciers always there?
Don’t you think it was nice of them to arrange the whales?
Will we see dolphins in the morning?
Are the entertainers paid?
Is the doctor qualified?
Does this ocean go all the way around the island?
On a cruise to nowhere: When will we dock at the first port? (who booked the cruise??)
(When they meet the Captain at the social function) Who’s driving if you’re here? How does the Captain know which port to go to?
Does the ship dock in the centre of the town?
Has this ship ever sunk before?