Monday smile: random travel quotes

"Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.”

"Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful."

"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on."

He who would travel happily must travel light.
 
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable."
 
"A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it."
 
"The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines."
 
"Travel is only glamorous in retrospect."