Tuesday smile: Random quotes

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can't resist.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
You're never too old to learn something stupid
When in doubt, mumble.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted pay checks.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.