Monday smile: You know you've been travelling too much when....

You pick restaurants based on their participation in airline mileage programmes.
You look at the parking lot and not only don't remember where you parked, but you don't remember what kind of car you are driving this week.
‘Gold’ is the lowest level of any loyalty programme you are a member of.
You dial "9" to get an outside line, when you are at home.
You sit down to dinner at home and ask your spouse for a wine list.
You leave a tip on your dining room table at home.
Your hotel key doesn't work, then you remember that the room number you are standing in front of was your room number at a different hotel, in a different city, last week.
You know the faces of the newscasters in another country better than the newscaster sat home.
You say you are ‘going home’, and you mean the hotel.
Someone asks where you live and you say “Seat 15A”.
You get a birthday card from the hotel staff.
You talk to the pilot and find out you fly more than they are allowed to.
Your briefcase glows in the dark from being X-rayed so many times.
The power goes out in your hotel room, but you know the layout so well you don't bump into anything.
People ask you for directions in a strange city and you can give them.
You have the phone number for the airline reservation desk on your cellular phone speed dial list, but don't need it because you have it memorised.
You consider the most important channel on TV is the ‘Weather Channel’.
The travel agents for your company know you by name.
You begin to refer to the cities you are going to by the three letter airport code.
You are on the rental car shuttle bus and recognize the voice of your favourite shuttle bus operator on the radio. (On second thought, just having a favourite shuttle bus operator is enough.)
You step in to help out the rental car shuttle driver struggling to give another customer directions.
You know which concourses of the airport require you to turn on your laptop computer and which let you run it through the X-ray.
You tell the ticket agent what seat number you want after you confirm what model of airplane your flight is on. And you know if this model is a substitution for the regularly scheduled one.